The Rotten Word

I got one today, new sender nameMr. Donnell O.John...

2008-10-04T00:09:00.000-04:00

I got one today, new sender name

Mr. Donnell O.John
Head of Investigation,
Allied Irish Banks, p.l.c.(AIB).
9/10 Angel Court London EC2R 7AB
.

Sir/Madam,

I am seeking for your co-operation to present you to my bank as the Next
of kin/will beneficiary to Mrs. Sigrid Fassnacht, a foreign Contractor
from Cologne, Germany who died on a plane crash on July 25th 2000 with her
husband Rudi Fassnacht. Her husband and their two children also perished
in the air France Concorde New York bound flight; please click here for
verification.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

Before her death she was a contractor to British National Petroleum
Co-operation (BNPC) and has a bank balance with my bank to the tune Of
($55.5 million United States Dollars) which will be paid to you as her
next of kin/will beneficiary. For your information, I am the Head of
Investigation Department with Allied Irish Banks, p.l.c. (AIB) London.
The board of directors of the bank which I am also a Member, mandated me
to look for any known relation of Mrs.Sigrid Fassnacht,since after her
death.

However, all my efforts to trace members of her family has been Fruitless,
this is the main reason I am writing you to ask for your co-operation for
us to claim this money because it will amount to injustice if I do not
take this decisive step to secure this deposit and invest it, this is due
to the fact that if nobody comes forward to claim the fund it will be
forfeited to the government, this is my reason for contacting you, so that
you can assist me in making this transaction a reality.

All I need to do is to give you the approval as the next of
kin/will Beneficiary and the fund will be paid to you as the beneficiary.
We are to share this money between ourselves and also donate 20% to
charity and the victims of natural disaster more especially the people in
the third world countries if you are really interested in this offer you
should contact me immediately you receive this email. For detail of this
transaction and procedures, please do forward me, your full name Contact
Address and phone numbers, Note that I will commence immediately to secure
all legal documents in your favor on your acceptance to fully co-operate
with me. I await your urgent response to enable us jumpstart this project
and nurture it to reality.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Donnell O.John.
Head of Investigation.
Allied Irish Banks, p.l.c. (AIB).

I have never been outside of the US so how I could...

2008-10-02T20:11:00.000-04:00

I have never been outside of the US so how I could have records in the UK is beyond me unless I was there in another life.

Thank you so much for posting Joe. We made the top...

2008-10-02T10:41:00.000-04:00

Thank you so much for posting Joe. We made the top five with your help and now all need to vote again before Oct. 14. 1.5 million would go so far to help those that are severely malnourished. Thanks again!
http://www.membersproject.com/project/view/ozh1p1

you can have my ass you biotch!!!

2008-09-26T09:49:00.000-04:00

you can have my ass you biotch!!!

such amendment, to lower the quantum of proof requ...

2008-09-23T16:11:00.000-04:00

such amendment, to lower the quantum of proof required to involuntary commit someone, would necessarily raise the risk of involuntarily committing persons who were not in fact a danger to themselves or others. it is another iteration of the security/liberty trade off and the question is what level of danger from random crazies should be tolerated to cabin the discretion of the DA in involuntarily committing citizens. hence ms. porters comment that most 302s do not attack people with hammers.

This bastard should be renamed Mr Richard Wanker. ...

2008-09-20T06:57:00.000-04:00

This bastard should be renamed Mr Richard Wanker. Too good to be true is always too good to be true.
He is one of a number of scammers that use HSBC as their base line.
Don't believe anything from this bastard as he is only after your money. I love the 10% will be set aside to cover costs.

4chan.org

2008-09-19T01:37:00.002-04:00

4chan.org

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2008-09-19T01:37:00.001-04:00

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checkout the random section /b/

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2008-09-19T01:37:00.000-04:00

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I find it interesting that "Richard" represents th...

2008-09-17T19:21:00.000-04:00

I find it interesting that "Richard" represents the bank I have (HSBC) and I noticed a couple of others have accounts at. How are they getting this information?

To August 24, 2008 4:02 pm Anonymous,You are a lia...

2008-09-03T11:22:00.000-04:00

To August 24, 2008 4:02 pm Anonymous,

You are a liar!

I got one Aug 30 from Mr. Robert Hornsby.

2008-09-03T00:45:00.000-04:00

I got one Aug 30 from Mr. Robert Hornsby.

Glad to see the 'comments' option is back.Uncle An...

2008-08-25T12:28:00.000-04:00

Glad to see the 'comments' option is back.

Uncle Anonymous

I got my money today

2008-08-24T16:02:00.000-04:00

I got my money today

hi, per default (since monday) you get the slider ...

2008-08-06T03:06:00.000-04:00

hi, per default (since monday) you get the slider navigation, but with a click on the icon in the upper right corner you can switch to the (some say cool, some say horrible) wheel navigation.

thx for the coverage.
br
franz

Aww! I like them Joey! By the way, can I tell you ...

2008-08-04T18:58:00.000-04:00

Aww! I like them Joey! By the way, can I tell you how weird it is to be dating another "Joey" and having him call me "Katiebear"?
And when are we getting together for drinks again?

Yeah, mine was from Richard Wang, and it was from ...

2008-07-31T19:33:00.000-04:00

Yeah, mine was from Richard Wang, and it was from some German guys unpaid herritance, and 45% was going to me, 45% to him, and 10% for preccessing fees.

I bow to Pete's Wicked AleUncle Anonymous

2008-07-21T20:02:00.000-04:00

I bow to Pete's Wicked Ale

Uncle Anonymous

I figured you might want to know...On your Phillyi...

2008-07-20T15:39:00.000-04:00

I figured you might want to know...

On your Phillyist profile, the link to your "own" blog directs you to phillyist's hompage...

Just a heads up

Here's the new version:Mr.Richard H. Wang, Manager...

2008-07-19T08:29:00.000-04:00

Here's the new version:

Mr.Richard H. Wang,
Manager,HSBC Allocation Department
Axminster Branch,United Kingdom.

Attention:Beneficiary,

I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition having gone
through your remarkable profile on the internet. Though, this medium (Internet)
has been greatly abused, I choose to reach you through it because it still
remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of
communication.However,this Correspondence is unofficial and private, and it
should be treated as such. Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that
this letter is not a hoax or Scam mail and I urge you to treat it with the
seriousness it deserves. I also guarantee you that this deal is hitch free from
all what you may think of. I am Mr.Richard H. Wang, manager Allocation
Department(HSBC PLC UK)Axminster Branch. My office monitors and controls the
affairs of all banks and financial institutions in United Kingdom concerned
with foreign claim payments. I am the final signatory to any transfer or
remittance of huge funds moving within banks both on the local and
international levels in line with foreign claim settlement.

I have before me list of funds, which could not be transferred to some nominated
accounts as these accounts have been identified either as ghost accounts,
unclaimed deposits and over-invoiced sum etc. Your Name was among the people
expecting the funds to be transferred into their account, on this note; I wish
to have a deal with you as regards to your unpaid funds and I have your file
before me and hope your data's are correct and un-tampered unless you reconfirm
it not correct and As it is my duty to recommend the transfer of these surplus
funds to the British Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed
deposits, I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions
received two days ago from the Foreign Debts Reconciliation Dept to submit the
List of payment reports/expenditures and audited reports of revenues. Among
several others, I have decided to present you as the NEXT OF KIN/WILL
BENEFICIARY to an overdue inheritance sum of £7.5M only belonging to our Late
client Mrs. Sigrid Fassnacht of Cologne, Germany.Following my idea that we can
have a Deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally with your name as the
bonafide beneficiary of the amount in question by employing the service of a uk
accredited attorney, who will handle all the legal documentations and lay claims
through his legal authority on your behalf. Listen 45% of this money will be for
you,in respect to the provision of a foreign account,10% will be set aside for
expenses incurred during the business and 45% would be for me as have planned to
come to your Country as soon as the Transfer is completed.

My Conditions:

1) The sum of £7.5M only will be transfer into your account after the processing
of all relevant legal documents with your name as the bonfide beneficary,the
transfer will be made by telegraphic Transfer(T/T), conformable in 5-7 working
days.

2)This deal must be kept secret forever, and all correspondence will be strictly
by email / telephone, for security purposes.

3)There should be no third parties as most problem associated with your fund
release are caused by your agents or representative. If you AGREE with my
conditions, i will advise you on what to do immediately and the transfer will
commence without delay as I will proceed to fix your name on the Payment
schedule instantly to meet the 5-7 working days mandate.

I hope you don't reject this offer and have your funds transferred.

Waiting for your reply soon.

White people nominated a black man for the Preside...

2008-07-11T00:40:00.000-04:00

White people nominated a black man for the President of the U.S. and now poor Jesse has his balls in a bunch. He knows the era of the race baiting reverends has marked the beginning of the end.

Uncle Anonymous

Yes we will miss George Carlin. At least I have th...

2008-06-24T00:20:00.000-04:00

Yes we will miss George Carlin. At least I have the memories of listening to those seven dirty words, back in the day, on vinyl, before cable and HBO. I wonder if Frank still has that record?

Uncle Anonymous

My email said it was from a Mr. Richard Wang and i...

2008-06-21T15:50:00.000-04:00

My email said it was from a Mr. Richard Wang and instead of BBC it was called HSBC (which is a legitimate place where I have an account).... and the extra 10% isn't going to tsunami victims (cause that's outdated!) it's for fees incurred during this transaction. LOL Yeah, right.

Thanks for the clarification. I had forgotten abou...

2008-06-21T10:36:00.000-04:00

Thanks for the clarification. I had forgotten about my music classes in my rush to post with the merry clamor still ringing in my ears.

Are you a member or just more knowledgeable than me, or both?

FYI, there are no brass players in a Mummers band....

2008-06-20T22:19:00.000-04:00

FYI, there are no brass players in a Mummers band. Although the saxophones that make up most of the band are metal, they are considered woodwinds. Drum and bugle corps have no woodwinds. Mummers bands have no brass.